May 2013
do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while
April 2013
underplay:
“don’t tell anyone what I just told you” they say
“I won’t tell anyone” I reply, as I copy and paste the entire conversation to my best friend
me: haha ok
autocorrect: HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAA BLOWJOB
insideonemind:
people who think they’re too old for disney films
Watchfrench:
cooperated:
themichaelelijah:
she tried (twerk video)
lmfao i watched this like 20 times
me
March 2013
can you imagine if someone sent you a list of all the reasons why they love you. asdfghjkl
fidelic:
neopiacentral:
if you’re ever sad just remember that the guy who does the voice of mickey mouse and the girl who voices minnie got married in real life
This actually makes me really happy
realitybl0ws:
here’s to all the kids who have never found their name on anything in a souvenir store
celeryandhummus:
does anyone have like ten thousand dollars they don’t want
laughingnancy:
“I CANT BREATHE” i typed as i breathed
January 2013
parents: your room is a mess
me: you should see my life
me: i am so bored
unfinished video games: play me
unfinished books: read me
unfinished tv shows and unwatched movies: watch me
daily exercise routine: complete me
me: there's nothing to do
my final thought before making most decisions: fuck it
slett:
winchestercodependency:
ibecameacat:
what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
